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you know, Hello, hello, and welcome to another edition of Heavy Hands.

I'm your host, Connor Rebush.

With me, as always, is Phil McKenzie.

What's up? Wow. I heard the whole W and everything. What an auspicious start to this episode.

And boy, I really hope, if only this were the pre-UFC 300 episode. Because for that one, surely I'm going to be like, we have a huge episode for you today.

I'm very excited to talk about it.

I'm Conner Ebersh.

That's Phil McKenzie.

And you're going to say,

but now I am.

I won't be able to tell if you're joking or if it's just your internet connection.

Welcome, one and all, to another episode of Heavy Hands.

We are hot on the heels of an apex card.

Either that or I have athletes' foot.

It's hard to say.

But coming up on the horizon is a fight night card that harkens back to what fight night cards used to be. That is to say, it's not taking place at the apex. There will be a live gate and therefore the UFC have made the bold decision to try. They have an undercard. They have a main event.

Shit, they even have some prelims.

Some of which have blue names in them on the Wikipedia page.

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