514: Animated Book of Mormon, Episodes 3 and 8

God Awful Movies

Puzzle in a Thunderstorm, LLC

Comedy, Leisure, Tv & Film

4.8 • 2.7K Ratings

🗓️ 8 July 2025

⏱️ 84 minutes

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Summary

This week, Cara Santa Maria relives her childhood trauma at the hands of the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter Day Saints. But in cartoon form.

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0:00.0	The weather. Tomorrow, expect a biting cold front. Hmm, how naughty. I wonder what I'll be
0:06.8	wearing or taking off. The night will be wild and untamed. Expect heavy, lashing rain
0:13.0	that'll soak you to the skin. By Monday, temperatures will rise slowly but surely reaching
0:18.7	their peak in the afternoon.
0:23.0	Not in the mood for miserable weather.
0:25.6	Fly cheaply to Turkey with Sun Express.
0:28.7	Sun Express, nonstop sunshine.
0:37.6	So yeah, but they get to this big fucking sea, and they're like, okay, now what, smarty pants?
0:39.6	And he's like, well, the Lord's got it sorted out, I'm sure.
0:42.7	What we're going to need is a fleet of drum roll, please, submarines.
0:49.8	Submarines.
0:51.8	Hey, Eli, Eli, how tight will the submarines be?
0:55.9	Tight as a dish, baby.
0:57.2	Tight like onto a dish.
0:59.8	Yes, sir.
1:05.3	God-awful movie.
1:10.1	Movie. Movie. God Awful Movies Movies
1:10.9	Movies
1:11.6	Welcome back to the gamecast
1:21.3	Each week we sample another selection for Christian cinema
1:23.7	because NASA still won't take me.
1:26.1	I'm your host, No Illusions.
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