Greetings pals, it's me Duncan and you're listening to the Duncan Trussell Family Hour

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I thought the heat would throw me off but I actually like it.

I get the sense that it's so hot here that any residual demons or psychic contamination

that might have crusted around your pineal gland or gotten stuck in your first chakra

aka your taint is melted away by this sweet holy heat.

You know this move hasn't been as stressful as I thought it was going to be.

I've had a lot of stressful things happen to me in my life like the time I ship my pants

and my college graduation because I bought these edible weed seed peanut butter balls

from a dude whose name I can't remember.

That was pretty bad luckily my graduation rope covered up my pants.

But this didn't really compare to that at all.

And it's interesting to me that there's a list written actually by Dr. Larry Sensch who

was the Clintons doctor at the White House of all the most stressful events.

Moving is the third most stressful event.

According to his research the top most stressful event that can happen in a person's life

is to have your body chain to an obsidian crucifix to be covered in hot jizz and lowered

down into a bit of adult baby fetishists and have to experience them licking that off

for the entire night.

He's got a lot of you can actually go to his website doctorsensch.com and a lot of these

things are listed here sadly he did just commit suicide.

These have been super stressful times but yeah he stabbed himself to death in his back like

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