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I'm on there with my buddy Carl and we have a lot of fun. That's all you need to know. It's gonna be fucking fun. Come on.

Now one hand doing the fuck. There's so many people I want to fucking smack across the face.

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Shitting on the window, shitting on the hood, shitting on the mirrors.

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Hello and welcome to this week's edition of Tell Him Steve Dave. I'm here with Walt.

I'm here with Q.

Do you know the answer to this question? What did the five fingers say to Chris Rock's face?

What did they say? They said slap.

Oh man.

Yeah. No, I didn't see it live.

Well, I don't think anybody saw it live in America right because it was a-

Dude, it was the craziest thing I was watching. Turn them into champions.

The cooking competition and it ended.

And I was flipping through the channels and I got on the Oscars just as Chris Rock was walking out.

And I was like, oh, I love Chris Rock. I'll watch. I'm sure he's gonna do something funny.

And then I was like, what the fuck?

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