512: Summertime Christmas

God Awful Movies

Puzzle in a Thunderstorm, LLC

Leisure, Tv & Film, Comedy

4.8 • 2.8K Ratings

🗓️ 24 June 2025

⏱️ 107 minutes

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Summary

This week, Thomas and Lydia from Where There's Woke join us for a review of the pro-child abuse Christmas movie, Summertime Christmas. And if you don't believe me, I get it. I'm just a blurb. But that's really what we watched.

Hear more from Thomas and Lydia on Where There’s Woke and Gavel Gavel
Check out more from Thomas on Opening Arguments

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0:00.0	I think he's about to show him a car with a secret panel where you can hide the Epstein Island children.
0:09.9	Yeah, yeah, this one's soundproof trunk here.
0:12.4	Yeah.
0:13.6	Oh, that's so weird.
0:15.0	Is that why he asks if he has any luggage?
0:17.3	Yeah.
0:17.5	And he says that asking about luggage is a standard question you ask when you're renting a car to somebody.
0:21.9	Are you going to bring any cheese pizza with you?
0:24.4	Yeah.
0:24.8	I was trying to think of the like,
0:26.6	what was the furniture one they did?
0:28.4	Oh,
0:28.6	Wayfair.
0:29.4	Yeah.
0:29.8	We ordered some stuff off Wayfair.
0:32.1	Oh no, I got you.
0:33.1	I got you.
0:39.0	God awful. Movieful Movies
0:40.3	Movies
0:41.3	Movies
0:42.3	Welcome back to the Gamcast
0:52.1	Where each week we sample another selection from Christian cinema because true crime ain't got nothing on us.
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