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🗓️ 11 April 2023
⏱️ 121 minutes
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Fellow Maryland-er Ryan Sickler and I were able to fill up a whole podcast episode just about Maryland. It's the state where we both grew up and have two very different versions of it. Ryan also has a brand new special out called "Lefty's Son" now on youtube! Go check it out and support unfiltered standup comedy.
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0:00.0 | Did you ever go to clock you chicken? |
0:02.0 | Yeah, I know. |
0:03.0 | How many people know clock you? |
0:06.0 | Someone was shot in that bargala. |
0:08.0 | No, I was out of clock. |
0:10.0 | I was out of clock. |
0:11.0 | My friend came out of the closet to me at clock you. |
0:13.0 | No. |
0:14.0 | There's your clip right there. |
0:18.0 | I forgot about that. |
0:20.0 | That moment happened to clock you chicken. |
0:23.0 | Yeah. |
0:24.0 | Thank you. |
0:31.0 | There was a holiday. |
0:40.0 | No, right through it, the right to death. |
0:42.0 | I want to celebrate. |
0:46.0 | Beauty is full of love. |
0:47.0 | I was out of time and now you're imagining. |
0:50.0 | So I can never feel the cold. |
0:54.0 | Never feel the cold. |
0:56.0 | Never feel the cold. |
0:58.0 | Never feel the cold. |
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