512: Jack Frost Nipping At Your Nose

Regular Features

Comedy

4.9 • 546 Ratings

🗓️ 17 December 2022

⏱️ 46 minutes

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Summary

Chestnuts roasting on an open fire... writes the crime scene investigator in his crime solving notepad, as he shakes his head and cries into an evidence bag in the charred ruins of a house. It was a crime scene investigation this entire time, that's the twist. Please be fire safe this Christmas! Turn off your Christmas lights and don't play with candles. Okay! Let's have some Regular Features. In this one, Log has some advertisements for other podcasts on the Regular Features network. Steve writes a jilted Log/Joe gem-hunt fanfic. Joe recalls his favourite Christmas song. GO.

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0:00.0	Regular regular, regular features.
0:02.0	A regular regular, regular features.
0:04.0	A regular regular features are show.
0:07.8	Good evening and welcome to regular features.
0:09.8	Oh, I got to sneeze.
0:10.6	Wait.
0:14.8	No, it's gone.
0:15.7	Go ahead.
0:17.6	Oh.
0:19.0	Oh.
0:20.4	Oh, it's annoying, isn't it? The podcast that is waiting, like every week, for Steve to sneeze.
0:27.7	This is a real element of danger I wasn't expecting. Oh, he's...
0:31.5	He's looking up at the light.
0:33.9	Yeah, yeah. I'm trying to make it come here, but it's not. Because it's a...
0:37.7	Come on, Steve.
0:39.2	No, just go ahead.
0:40.4	If you can hold it right to the end of the intro, that would be great.
0:43.7	Like every week, we are the podcast that comes to you every week.
0:48.3	I'm John Blythe.
0:50.1	I'm the one who is looking at Steve's face with so much tension in my body.
0:56.5	Steve keeps turning on more and more lights on his flesh.
1:00.3	All he wants to do is sneeze that he may be released.
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