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Mission To Zyxx

512: A Noob Hope [ft. Justin Tyler and Rachel Wenitsky]

Mission To Zyxx

Mission To Zyxx

Comedy, Science Fiction, Improv, Comedy Fiction, Fiction, Arts

4.83.9K Ratings

🗓️ 31 October 2021

⏱️ 71 minutes

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Summary

At long last, the crew has reached the Zyxx Quadrant! Certainly everything is fine there. Pleck gets news about his prophecy. Nermut gets recognized. Dar and AJ get glopped.

Transcript

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0:00.0

After nearly a cycle trapped in a distant galaxy,

0:04.3

the intrepid crew of the Bargerian Jade has narrowly escaped certain death

0:10.8

and returned home through an intergalactic portal designed by a hologram

0:16.4

assembled by a toddler in one galaxy and by a swarm of disgusting mindless insects in another.

0:24.8

In retrospect, pretty risky.

0:28.8

Now, our heroes must reconnect with their lost allies,

0:33.7

assess what evils have arisen in their absence,

0:37.2

and share a ship with the droid who's a weird bug creature and loving it.

0:43.8

On their final mission, six.

1:09.4

What?

1:15.4

What is it trying to think the bad news is gonna affect it?

1:21.8

You know how that other galaxy didn't have gas.

1:27.2

Yeah, now we just test those lukin' ants' lices.

1:32.2

Well, how many lukin' ants?

1:46.0

Oh, far too, no.

1:50.2

Yeah, AJ, don't open that door.

1:59.2

I'm not sure if it's a good luck folding that back up now.

2:04.2

Is this like three wolves howling at a moon?

2:08.2

That's right, and if you look very closely, this is a tiny ship.

2:12.2

Oh, okay, flying in front of the moon.

2:14.2

It was specially made for me, and it belongs to a ship.

2:17.2

It looks like should it kinda cool.

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