Hello, this is your friend and confidant, Mr. Holland Williams.

I am here to take you down the highway, the Holland Highway,

for the next half hour, and provide you with laughter craziness insight and mental retardation.

I hope you're ready for all of those.

I know I'm not. Yes I am. What am I talking about? Hello everyone. Welcome to the

Harlan Highway. Today you're going to hear me go off a little bit on on

someone who joined my Facebook page. I didn't ask them. They asked to join

my Facebook page and when they got there they started being mean and saying cruel things and insulting me and my work and

and I was like no no no I'm not having it I'm gonna I'm gonna have a little

something or other to say about this kind of negativity.

So I'm gonna get into that.

We're gonna talk about one of the most interesting puzzles in the world trying to get anything out of your

tool shed.

Yeah, this is an eternal mystery, this is a confounding thing to do, trying to get anything out of your tool shed.

We're going to go over that.

And then we have an expert calling into the show later about the whole global warming thing and the ocean's rising and this guy's

name is Kyle Flavors it's gonna be great it always is right here on the Harlan Highway Welcome to the Harlan Highway.

I will look for you.

Does your mother know what you're doing for a living?

The Harlan Highway.

Heo!

And classes. I will find you.

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