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0:00.0	This is exactly right.
0:06.1	The courtroom isn't just about justice. It's about power and money and some truly bizarre loopholes.
0:10.7	I'm Michael Foote. And I'm Melissa Malbranche, and we've got a brand new show called Brief Recess, Illegal Podcast.
0:15.5	Every week, we talk about wild tales from court, trials gone wrong, and cases and rulings that shape our world.
0:39.2	Today we're going to be talking about stolen antiquities, all the weird things Melissa found at in a state sale, the crazy conversations I had with the bouncer and J.K. Rowling. We make the complicated clear and the serious, surprisingly fun. From the exactly right network, new episodes of Brief Recess drop every Thursday. Watch Brief Recess on YouTube. Listen to Brief Recess on the IHeartRadio app.
1:01.0	Apple Podcasts or wherever you get your podcasts. Hello and welcome to my favorite murder.
1:02.3	That's Georgia Hard Start. That's Karen Kilgareff.
1:03.7	And this is...
1:04.8	Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha.
1:08.5	I just had caffeine so I'm ready to fucking go.
1:14.4	We are about to start our senior honor choir, and you are going to be the subject of it.
1:20.6	Happy holidays, everyone.
1:22.8	Are you having fun?
1:24.1	Are you stuck at the house you grew up in with the people you grew up with? What kind of quilt is on you right now? Is it, did your great aunt make it for you? Has it ever been washed? Is it the cat's favorite quilt? Does it smell like cat pee? Yeah. Yes, it does. That means it's Christmas. Do you ever have that when someone comes over and they like cuddle up with a pillow and you don't want to stay there?
1:44.3	I'm like, that's the dog's pillow.
2:00.2	Does that rabbit? Oh my God. That has all the time to me. You know, it's funny as I just hope no one ever goes and sits down on my couch like independently because I'm like, you're not going to. You're just going to get hair all over your side. I mean, you can.
2:02.5	Like, that's exactly where she puts her butthole.
2:02.5	But I can't Like, that's exactly where she puts her butthole.
2:04.9	But I can't tell you that now.
2:06.4	Because you're putting your butthole there.
2:08.5	Stop putting your butthole on my dogs.
2:13.0	Jesus Christ.
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