#511 - Chorister Humour, The Veg Guesser and What a Husband!
Elis James and John Robins
Significant Productions
4.8 • 6.7K Ratings
🗓️ 3 February 2026
⏱️ 67 minutes
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Summary
How well do Elis and Producer Dave really know their wives? After being asked about Hannah’s hopes and dreams a few weeks ago, Dave finally returns with the answers, and Elis can’t resist trying his hand at nailing down Isy’s favourite things.
Elsewhere, Elis finds himself in Cymru Connecting heaven and discovers a new brand of humour, while John unearths his latest non-monetisable talent in a game which he initially goes in two footed on.
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| 0:00.0 | BBC Sounds, Music, Radio, podcasts. |
| 0:25.7 | Hello, listeners, welcome to this episode of Ellis and John. |
| 0:29.6 | John, of course, is remote because he is Britain's bravest broadcaster. |
| 0:29.9 | Yeah. |
| 0:32.5 | Because he's got a slip disc and a mega cold. |
| 0:38.6 | I'm in the studio as normal, but something seismic has happened. |
| 0:39.4 | Oh, is it? |
| 0:40.8 | It's seismic. |
| 0:44.8 | It's on the Richter scale, the Richter scale of emotion. |
| 0:45.6 | Yeah. |
| 0:50.2 | Because Dave has just told me, John, that he now knows what Hannah's hopes and dreams are. |
| 0:58.0 | Following last week when he said that her hopes and dreams were she likes traitors and the kids and her job she loves teaching design technology there's been a lot of discussion on social media |
| 1:07.4 | and Ellis you haven't escaped the ire you can you can have a day, because all you said Izzy liked was traitors. Well, no, but you asked Dave. You didn't ask me about Izzy. I could have, in fact, I tested myself with Izzy last night. Yeah. And the only one I missed out on was knitting. Oh, really? I forgot that she loves to knit. |
| 1:28.3 | Yeah. |
| 1:29.0 | So what were the other ones? |
| 1:30.3 | She loves derelict buildings. |
| 1:32.0 | Oh, I knew that. |
| 1:32.8 | Correct. |
| 1:33.2 | She claims to love pinball, but I haven't seen her play at the left. |
| 1:38.5 | She likes the idea of pinball. |
| 1:40.2 | She likes the idea of pinball. |
| 1:42.4 | She loves contemporary fiction. So she will always, she'll always read |
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