#510 - Bert Kreischer

The Church of What's Happening Now: The New Testament

Joey Coco Diaz

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🗓️ 23 August 2017

⏱️ 203 minutes

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Bert Kreischer, Comedian and Host of the "Bertcast" podcast, joins Joey Diaz and Lee Syatt live in studio.

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Recorded live on 08/22/2017.

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0:55.8	it's summertime. The winter's coming. The holidays are coming. Thanksgiving's coming. You're still
1:00.6	lonely. You know why? Because you look like a mortal van. You're underwears. You still wearing
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2:06.2	Oh shit. I want to see nothing but assholes and elbows. It's a church. What's happening?
2:11.6	No Wednesday August 23rd 2017 get your shit together. Sounds like a guy fighting his way out
2:23.7	of a prison rape. We ain't fucking around here elbows and assholes.
2:34.8	Kick that me ole. Oh yeah.
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