It was a beautiful day, sun'd be dead, I had to leave the world, I was driving, trees went back, me and Dale were singing, a little run away, I was flying, yeah running down the drain, road trip

What's up everybody? Welcome to R.E. Shapiro Skeptic Tank Episode 51, the road trip

Here's what I did, here's what I decided to do

I was going down to do a gig in San Diego with my friends Matt Edgar and Tony Hinchcliffe from the hoarding episode

And we decided to just make a podcast about this road trip

So every time we stopped we just stopped the tape and then we got back in the car and we were just picking it up again

So it's kind of like you guys are there with us but like in the back seat but you're quiet and not talking because maybe we convinced you to play that game to who can be the quiet the longest and like stupid idiot children that you are, you bought it

And so you just listen the whole time, just like stupid idiot kids do, like who can be the quiet longest because you're a stupid idiot child

Anyway, so that's what we did, it was super fun, it was super fun, I almost died

Tony Hinchcliffe is clearly in love now, so we made fun of him for a while and we let him rant about how, anyway, whatever, you'll hear it

So that's it, it's fun, I like the idea, I got the idea for last time from Duncan to do it in the car

And I realized how fucking easy it is and how much of a good time, like you can put your time to more use, it's better use, so that's what we did, it was awesome

We just kept splitting it up every time we stopped, they're almost crashed

So that's great, that's it, in terms of stand up, I'm going to be, let me just say this out right now, they're all the stand up stuff is already the great dot com on the side

It's like a widget, here's the ones that are on sale now, we got next week in Toronto at the Glenn Gold Theatre, I'm doing a show with Nick Thune

That should be really cool, I've never really done it, well I did a show with him once, actually the last time I did a show with him I was rehearsing for my HBO

And I was trying to figure out what it would look like to take my dick out, so I set up a camera in the back just to see how low I had to lower my pants

And I just tried to like unzip and pull my dick and balls out, but then I looked in the tape and I'm like oh that doesn't really read, it doesn't really show as your dick is out

So then I realized I had to like pull my pants all the way down, and Nick got, he was upset they had to follow somebody with their dick out, which is understandable

Because nobody wants to follow that, but I got a good idea of how I had to pull my pants all the way to my ankles

And there's a first show since then, it's been a few years, so he's hilarious, it'll be a great show, Glenn Gold Theatre

I'm hoping you guys can get tickets at the door because ticket master jacks at the price and it's fucking shitty

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