#51: Crissmas Angel

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Video Games, Comedy, Society & Culture, Leisure

4.8 • 860 Ratings

🗓️ 25 December 2020

⏱️ 107 minutes

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Summary

This episode will go live on Christmas Day for free feeds, so obviously we tailored our discussions towards the Yuletide season. From $600 stimulus checks, to chicks showing their gash on Twitch, to a heated debate about whether or not Criss Angel was capable of getting laid.

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0:00.0	Hey, look.
0:01.0	It will dead mean.
0:02.0	Wow.
0:03.0	Uh-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-wwelcome.
0:06.0	Uh, it's a-huh.
0:08.0	Uh, I hope it's great.
0:10.0	That's-means.
0:11.0	Fuck you.
0:12.0	Oh, me.
0:13.0	Oh, me.
0:14.0	Wow. La la la la la la la la la la la welcome happy christmas merry honica uh it's almost the new year to if if you're listening on free feeds it's christmas day so merry merry merry christmas niga yeah
0:30.2	Merry Merry Christmas happy holidays everybody yeah so you got everything you wanted hopefully your your fucking family didn't beat each other like they normally do.
0:39.7	They actually got along this time, you know?
0:42.0	No broken homes, no dysfunctional bullshit.
0:44.4	Hopefully it was all good.
0:45.2	Hopefully a bunch of smiling children unwrapped their FISA vaccines.
0:50.3	Yes.
0:51.2	Hopefully they don't grow any extra limbs or develop any sort of degenerative Jesus in the next few years
0:55.9	Hopefully they don't get the nanotech
0:58.4	In them by George Gait
1:01.1	Wait Bill Gates what's his name
1:02.6	Bill Gates?
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