You're listening to nobody's listening.

Recorded from deep within Canada's pants. Hey Hey Hey Hey Hey Hey Hey Hey Hey Hey,

How you doing podcast people? This is nobody's listening podcast.

Episode 51 brought to you the week of January 7th, 2008, better late than stinking never, I always say.

Nobody's listening is a podcast where we tell funny life stories at least we think they're funny and we invite you to do the same

I'm your host my name is James and today I'm joined by guest host none other than

Trevor from Canada d d d'I. Yes, I am here once again.

He's from another country, folks.

Treat him nicely, just nod and smile.

When he says funny things, don't make fun of him.

They don't like that.

But unlike some of my guest hosts, his toilet water flushes the same way ours does.

Matter of fact, you can say that whenever I try to make

you feel like an outsider you can be like hey you know like people say I put on my

pants one leg at a time you could say my toilet water flushes the same way as everybody else's.

I think that could work.

I could go try that right now actually.

You're not doing anything, are you?

No, we have a special segment set aside for that now.

We're going to do that with every

guest host. Which way does your toilet water roll? That's how I roll. But anyway,

today's show is sponsored by Michael C. He actually gave me his last name but due to

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