Look at you with your fancy pants job, sitting at your laptop all day, on your video meetings,

saying things like, let's circle back on this, or can you drill down on that, or deep dive.

You know what you are, don't you? You're entitled, that's what?

That's right. Most people who use a screen at work are entitled to claim free eye care.

Ask your boss about getting one of our vouchers. Should have reached out to spec savers.

$50 million in US taxpayers' money for condoms in Gaza. Now, this is a lie, an absurd and deranged lie,

which has been spread by the new US press secretary. Let's just take a listen.

Doge and OMB also found that there was about to be 50 million taxpayer dollars that went out

the door to fund condoms in Gaza. That is a preposterous waste of taxpayer money.

Now, as we know, Israel's cheerleaders lie and lie and lie again, and Donald Trump's allies

lie and lie and lie again, so we can expect the new US administration to take already

endemic deceit to whole new levels, and so it has proven. But there are many lessons here,

which are worth exploring, which I will. Dodge is, of course, the Department of Government of Covenant Efficiency.

I don't think I'm even pronouncing it right, good, which is led by the richest man on earth,

the billionaire Elon Musk, who definitely did not do two full on Nazi slutes in front of the entire world.

The claim about $50 million worth of condoms to Gaza

predictably was seized upon by right-wing pundits like Jesse Waters on Fox News,

who claimed that these were being used as booby-trapped condoms.

Are they worried about safe sex?

Because you know what they're doing with the condoms?

No.

They're making condom bombs.

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