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508: A Good Cry (w/Michael Cruz Kayne!)

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Amir Blumenfeld, Health & Fitness, Comedy, Advice, Relationships, Society & Culture, Jake Hurwitz, Jake And Amir, Guidance

4.95.8K Ratings

🗓️ 4 October 2021

⏱️ 62 minutes

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Writer and fellow Headgum podcaster, Michael Cruz Kayne joins us to discuss bedwetting, Canadians, and his new podcast: "A Good Cry!"

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This is a head gamma region.

0:18.0

Well everybody knows ain't no one drier than me. Yeah, I smoke drink and fuck everybody.

0:22.0

You can see because a sleepless shirt for this piece of dirt makes that sweet sweet

0:27.0

for sego, squirt, squirt, squirt. That's in the wrong sets that I'll never get late.

0:31.0

But I remind them that I 69 my dad at a rate. Oh, your girl.

0:35.0

Yeah, she knows me by name when I told her to come over. Guess she already came.

0:39.0

Does that say winter, winter, chicken, chinner? Always wiping right on Tinder.

0:42.0

Dink his sweepers, works for dinner. Oh my god. It's a long time coming. Yeah, it's been a while.

0:47.0

And you know I'm doing good because the proof is in the smile.

0:50.0

The proof is in the smile. If I were you, just what I do.

1:00.0

Here's what I do. I'm not coming.

1:06.0

If I were you, I'm sorry about the blue language Michael. I mean that was totally

1:16.0

unbecoming. It was uncouth. I mean, disgusting. It was foul. I don't know how he came up with this stuff.

1:23.0

He 69 is he 69 is dad his own unbelievable.

1:27.0

A stepdad I'm behind. I'm totally for if a stepdad is that's allowed nowadays.

1:32.0

But the fact that it's your own blood relit. I don't know where the I don't know where our fans come up with this crap.

1:42.0

It's trash. It's drivel. It's vile. He says that he actually pieced together quotes from our old videos to make it.

1:50.0

So you that's Jesus. That's eye opening. Damn it. I didn't think that.

1:56.0

You 69 your own dad. Yeah, and I wrote it. Yeah. At a rave. Yeah. Wonderful.

2:01.0

But you have to understand this was a video about Jake wearing a new shirt.

2:05.0

Oh, okay. Well then in that case it's necessary.

2:08.0

You're a comedy writer. So you sort of get it moment that I hear new shirt.

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