507: Acquitted by Faith

God Awful Movies

Puzzle in a Thunderstorm, LLC

Comedy, Leisure, Tv & Film

4.8 • 2.7K Ratings

🗓️ 20 May 2025

⏱️ 132 minutes

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Summary

This week, the hosts of the Too Many Tabs podcast join us for a movie about how surprisingly cool God is when it comes to texting and driving.
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0:00.0	And I was like, I've been in Nashville quite a few times in my life.
0:07.4	I don't think that's a fancy hotel.
0:10.0	But I looked it up.
0:11.3	And what was the Vanderbilt?
0:13.4	It's a Hampton Inn.
0:15.3	Fantastic.
0:16.5	He's like, I'm going to make up for everything by taking you to the Hampton Inn.
0:19.6	You're getting the red roof tonight, baby. You're getting a continental breakfast and I'm going to make up for everything by taking you to the Hampton Inn. You're getting the red roof tonight, baby.
0:21.7	Baby, you're getting a continental breakfast, and I'm going to eat you up and down.
0:26.1	If the waffle machine isn't broken, you can go buckwept on that thing tomorrow morning.
0:30.8	We're going to go from wet sausage to cold eggs.
0:37.5	God-aw awful movie.
0:40.3	Movies.
0:41.3	Movies.
0:46.3	Welcome back to God Offal Movies.
0:52.5	We watch another terrible movie so you don't have to.
0:55.9	I'm your host Heath Enright.
0:57.0	I'm joined by the arisful skibbitty Eli Bosnick.
1:00.9	Eli, how's it going?
1:02.2	We're not going to connect with the youth, Heath.
1:04.0	I'm trying so hard.
1:05.5	The youths are going to like it.
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