506: Putting the Tool in Tool Man Edition

The Scathing Atheist

Puzzle in a Thunderstorm, LLC

Comedy, Religion & Spirituality, Other

4.9 • 3.4K Ratings

🗓️ 27 October 2022

⏱️ 60 minutes

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Summary

In this week’s episode, a New York politicians will put his moneyshot where his mouth is, Marjorie Taylor Greene supports the North in the Civil War by accident, and we’ll learn that the ritual knife of satanism is a pumpkin carver.
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Headlines:
Brooklyn Yeshiva to pay back millions in fraudulent payments from government: https://onlysky.media/hemant-mehta/hasidic-school-fraud-scheme-millions-in-penalties/
Preacher running for NJ town council compared LGBTQ people to rapists: https://onlysky.media/hemant-mehta/david-paszkiewicz-kearny-preacher-town-council-lgbtq-people-rapists/
Lauren Boebert says the LAST DAYS are upon us:
https://www.lgbtqnation.com/2022/10/lauren-boebert-says-last-days-upon-us/
Lauren Boebert demands cutting State Department funds over tiny grant for drag show: https://www.lgbtqnation.com/2022/10/lauren-boebert-demands-cutting-state-department-funds-tiny-grant-drag-show/
An atheist candidate made a sex tape to boost his election platform: https://onlysky.media/hemant-mehta/mike-itkis-atheist-congress-sex-tape-boost-election-platform/
County considers noise ordinance just to shut Greg Locke up: https://onlysky.media/hemant-mehta/greg-locke-noise-ordinance-church-so-loud-wilson-county/
Marjorie Taylor Greene tried to honor the Confederacy but failed spectacularly:
https://www.lgbtqnation.com/2022/10/marjorie-taylor-greene-tried-honor-confederacy-failed-spectacularly/
Trump considering MTG as 2024 running mate:
https://www.lgbtqnation.com/2022/10/donald-trump-considering-marjorie-taylor-greene-2024-running-mate/
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This Week in Misogyny:
WaPo highlights problems of Catholic hospitals: https://www.washingtonpost.com/health/2022/10/10/abortion-catholic-hospitals-birth-control/
Catholic podcaster urges women to remain in abusive relationships: https://onlysky.media/hemant-mehta/catholic-podcaster-urges-women-to-stay-in-abusive-relationships/

Transcript

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0:00.0	Warning, the folks are coming.
0:02.3	Well fuck, they're already here.
0:04.1	This week's episode of The Skating Atheist is brought to you by Volgarity for Charity.
0:08.6	As right, our annual charity fundraiser is starting in just a few days, so set aside a few
0:12.2	bucks and start thinking about whose face you want Eli to compare to a rancid lunch
0:15.8	meat.
0:16.8	Volgarity for charity, because not enough charity drives have fucks in them.
0:21.2	And now, The Skating Atheist.
0:23.2	Hello boys.
0:25.0	We did indeed evolve from filthy monkey freaks.
0:29.8	The Bibles.
0:30.8	I…it's Thursday.
0:54.1	It's October 27th.
0:55.7	And it's Black Catawairness Day.
0:58.7	As stupid beliefs don't have to be religious, but it does help.
1:02.5	It does help, yeah.
1:03.5	I'm no illusions.
1:04.9	Ah, me laboznik.
1:06.3	Ah, me then right.
1:07.6	And from Ted Cruz's New Jersey.
1:09.1	Hey.
1:10.1	In order to get in Wakecross Georgia, he went to Princeton this.
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