506: Narthex.5

That Story Show

James Kennison

Kids & Family, Comedy

4.7 • 1.8K Ratings

🗓️ 31 August 2025

⏱️ 52 minutes

🔗️ Recording | iTunes | RSS

🧾️ Download transcript

Summary

We're in front of a live audience in Atlanta at Narthex.5 sharing a collection of hilarious and cringe-worthy real-life stories submitted by listeners. TJ accidentally punches a teammate. James and John confess their childhood misdeeds. Bill's fart backfires. Wes describes a painful 4-H camp mishap. Zach tells a shocking tale of accidentally cutting off his thumb with a table saw. Tune in for hilarious clean comedy!

Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands

Privacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy

Transcript

Click on a timestamp to play from that location

0:00.0	This is that story show where we encourage danger because it makes a great story.
0:07.8	Hey podcast, people.
0:09.1	I'm your host.
0:09.6	My name is James Kinnison.
0:10.8	And I am John.
0:12.2	Welcome to that story show, a clean comedy podcast where we share your hilarious real life stories.
0:17.5	Everybody's?
0:18.3	Yeah.
0:19.2	This is a unique day, isn't it, James?
0:20.7	I do. You know, I had a tree the other day
0:23.0	who talked to me and he was very mean. Me? I was a mean in your dream. No, a tree. Oh, a tree. A tree. A vegetable, I guess is what a tree is. Is it? I don't know. Anyway, this one was. It's a plant for sure. It's definitely a plant.
0:18.3	And you thought I was going to make a bark joke, but I'm not.
0:22.1	I'm going to tell you what I told him. I said, you can say all you want, but you will dialogue. You know, dialogue. Yeah. Get it? Everybody in the room? Laugh loud, so it'll make it on the recording. Thank you. Dialogue. Thank you. There you go. All right. I heard a lot of moaning and crying. It sounded like the gnashing of teeth. It's not that bad, ladies and gentlemen. We always start with an opening story. This comes from T.J. and Rexburg, Indiana. I guess that's ID. Idaho. Idaho. Yeah, I think that's right. Is Indiana I. Let's query the audience. Is ID Indiana, Idaho or? Idaho? Idaho. All right. Okay. Two points for John. I was at church, a church social event. I attended a religious college where we're assigned to congregations.
1:29.1	Is that like Harry Potter where you're assigned to a house? Yeah, I think so. I think it is exactly
1:33.2	that. This is a church version of Harry Potter. You're a congregation. They also call it a coven.
1:38.6	Oh, no, that's not. Several of these congregations got together to eat and play games and raise demons.
1:46.0	One of these games,
1:48.9	one of these games we played was called Spike Ball.
1:52.2	Oh, Spike Ball.
1:53.5	Yeah.
1:55.1	It's where you take the blood of a goat and sprinkle it over a ball with a little bit of alcohol. I thought it was different.
2:02.6	I thought it was like a game that you played with cactuses. Oh, yeah. Is it related to pickleball?
	...

Please login to see the full transcript.

Previous episode | Next episode

Disclaimer: The podcast and artwork embedded on this page are from James Kennison, and are the property of its owner and not affiliated with or endorsed by Tapesearch.

Generated transcripts are the property of James Kennison and are distributed freely under the Fair Use doctrine. Transcripts generated by Tapesearch are not guaranteed to be accurate.