506: I'm The Boy With Bums In His Hair

Regular Features

Comedy

4.9 • 546 Ratings

🗓️ 20 October 2022

⏱️ 52 minutes

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Summary

Hey, what else can I tell ya, it's episode 506 of the Reg'lar Features podcast. In this one, Steve's on about legs. Log's on about herons. And Joe's on about the various nicknames given by George W Bush to his closest Colin Powells. Get it in ya!

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0:00.0	Regular, regular, regular features.
0:02.0	A regular regular, regular features.
0:04.0	A regular, regular features are regular features a show.
0:07.9	Hello and welcome to the regular features podcast.
0:10.0	The podcast, that's exactly the same every week.
0:11.8	And like every week, I'm your host.
0:14.0	I am the emcee for this evening.
0:16.2	I will be guiding you through the wonderful world of features and friendship.
0:22.6	Boys, could you please introduce yourselves starting with the joeyest of you too.
0:29.0	Hi, I've been put off.
0:32.0	Log was making some real good faces while you were speaking, which was rude,
0:36.6	but I also couldn't remember how to
0:39.5	screenshot properly on my current computer. And so I'm really pissed off, actually, because
0:45.0	you've missed out on some prime log faces that we could have had.
0:49.2	Just pay him no heed, Joe. The more...
0:52.4	Did you see it? The more you pay attention to him, the worse he gets.
0:56.3	I was trying to put you off from saying you were the host.
0:57.8	You didn't like that you said you were the host.
1:00.7	I'm the king of the podcast.
1:03.0	The podcast VIP.
1:04.7	I'm a big shitty boy with bums in my hair and I've got no knees or penis.
1:13.0	That's the lyrics to the song that you sing.
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