#505 - Ron White

The Church of What's Happening Now: The New Testament

Joey Coco Diaz

Joey, Comedy, Diaz, Music, Tv & Film

4.8 • 18.6K Ratings

🗓️ 7 August 2017

⏱️ 96 minutes

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Summary

Ron White, Comedian seen on the "Blue Collar Comedy Tour" in addition to his multi-platinum comedy specials, joins Joey Diaz and Lee Syatt LIVE in studio.

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Recorded live on 08/03/2017. 

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0:00.0	Greetings podcast, Bill. Welcome to the church. What's happening now? It's brought to you by
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0:10.6	you don't. Do me a favor. Go to Zip Recruiter for free. That's right. Free. Just go to ziprecruiter.com
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0:33.8	slash church. Boom. And get 10% off, deliver right to your mother fucking door. Let's get this party started.
0:42.0	One, two, three.
0:43.3	Are you fucking getting me or what? It's a church or what's happened now, bitches. Monday, October, August 7th. Here we go.
1:14.2	Like a black cat. Are you fucking getting me?
1:32.9	It's gonna be that type of Monday cock stuff. It's gonna be when they get this podcast.
1:39.5	Oh, Mr. Salon, it's the church or it's happened now. My Jewish gumball, Lisa, and the man of steel, Mr. Ron White.
1:58.2	Is what I'm talking about the Monday mother fucking morning. Good afternoon. Good evening, Mr. White.
2:03.8	Oh, he's sir. I feel like a hundred pesos. Oh my God. That's the fucking weed that killed Carrie Fisher.
2:09.9	I'm talking. That's how Patron. That's what you got to smoke for the series.
2:15.5	Netflix premiere of Narcos. That's the weed you got to smoke right there. What's going on, my man?
2:22.2	You know, I just came by here and you just got me so fucked up. It didn't have 30 minutes.
2:26.4	And I'm just, you know, this will be great. People just see just how brain dead I can possibly
2:31.8	fucking become. Thank you, Joey. Oh, just a keyless tremendous. I haven't drank in the wild, but this is
2:36.8	tremendous. Oh, I never did. One more. The key was probably the most fun, like I think.
2:43.1	You can't know what I was talking like. Give them something. It's a, it's a, and I've got whatever's
2:48.8	fucked up. I'm not gonna remember any words for the rest of the fucking night. What's the weed you're
2:54.8	fucking giving me, man? No, but trolled from Perennial right down the block here in Studio City.
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