#505 High Society Golf Scum with Kevin Ryan & H. Foley

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🗓️ 14 February 2023

⏱️ 101 minutes

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Summary

Kevin Ryan and H. Foley came over to talk about some of the first jobs they ever had, which led to a great conversation with the garbage guys about working at country club golf courses. Who do you think would be better at golf?

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0:00.0	I think we should do a comedian's golf thing and but figure out who's who's good who's bad and do four sums
0:05.6	Yeah, you could do for there were caddy
0:09.0	You have you on the fucking beverage cart dude. Oh, that'd be good time coming around
0:15.6	I would not I would not play if I could beverage cart
0:19.6	Oh my god
0:21.6	Yeah, I drive around like Andy Millican Accus just like you guys posted. I'm just eating all the snacks
0:26.7	You just hear Bob Marley playing like oh shit here comes the fucking beverage cart
0:30.7	The billows of smoke coming out of it
0:41.7	Oh
0:59.6	Hello, everybody welcome to our e-shuffeeers skeptic tank podcast. I'm already sure you
1:04.0	And today for the episode our old house
1:06.1	H. Foley and Kevin Ryan from the RU garbage podcast come in to talk to me about golf
1:11.9	We started to talk about different jobs you've had
1:14.4	We could think I didn't do what jobs you stole from we realized we both had stolen heavily from golf
1:21.5	Country clubs. Yep, that's right the gentleman sport and so I brought in two of the least
1:26.4	Generally people you've ever met to talk about this important subject
1:30.5	I'm already sure fear and this is our you should fear skeptic episode 505
1:34.3	I think that's the area of Albuquerque in Mexico, which is fitting because this is about trash high society golf scum
1:41.6	With Kevin Ryan and H. Foley. I'm doing this introduction from the glorious area maybe country contra public
1:49.6	Key West he West Florida the trash is placed on earth
1:52.9	I've done some trashy things here. It's a great place to spend my birthday
1:56.7	Great place to be introduction
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