505. Goblin Pilled

Congratulations with Chris D'Elia

Chris D'Elia

Comedy, Society & Culture, Tv & Film

4.8 • 26.5K Ratings

🗓️ 7 May 2026

⏱️ 54 minutes

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0:00.0	Runk
0:02.0	Oh, what's up guys?
0:07.1	Welcome to episode 505 of congratulations
0:11.0	Crazy crazy Crazy. Crazy. Congratulations. Congratulations. It is episode 5.5, and I'm going to be honest with you guys well first of all the whole
0:38.5	the whole family got sick but guess who skated out of it dude whole family got sick they're all
0:48.2	better now but you know and then i then i go like this you ever go like this you go oh my whole
0:53.9	family's sick but i didn't get sick but then you go wait this. You ever go like this? You go, oh, my whole family's sick, but I didn't get sick.
0:55.6	But then you go, wait a minute.
0:57.3	Was I the first one to get sick?
0:59.8	Because I might have been now that I think about it.
1:02.9	I might have given it to literally everybody.
1:05.8	But I'm okay.
1:07.3	We're okay.
1:07.8	We're all good now.
1:09.8	And that is what the news is really in the in the health
1:13.8	department here. I'm going to be in San Jose coming up. I'm going to be in Miami. I'm going to be in
1:22.4	I got a lot of dates coming up. Go to chrys dot com and um i messed up with this thing god dang it um
1:31.0	and uh you can go check out i'll be in uh what this this next weekend i'm going to be in
1:40.6	canada vancouver yeah kind of Westminster, New Westminster, Campbell River,
1:45.7	Nashville is coming up and Las Vegas, Salt Lake City, Utah, go get tickets, Chrissley.com,
1:52.6	and then I'm going to be headlining in Portugal, the, what do you call it, the Portugal
1:57.5	Comedy Festival. You know, I had a dream last night
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