505: Bad Haircut
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4.9 • 5.8K Ratings
🗓️ 13 September 2021
⏱️ 57 minutes
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In this episode we discuss teaching math, housewarming gifts, and Amir's trip to New York City.
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| 0:00.0 | This is a head gamma region. |
| 0:07.6 | Yeah, how you feeling tonight? I am not feeling good |
| 0:14.7 | Jake and I start recording instantly a bag of shit. I just want a turties, so I'm feeling like a bag of shit |
| 0:22.6 | Go to make a comment and my tongue is stuck. Oh, M.G. |
| 0:25.6 | Guys, I really suck. Jake says I'm here. You're such a fucking useless fuck. |
| 0:29.6 | Are you feeling what I'm feeling? I haven't had a golden mic in eight damn gears |
| 0:38.6 | Staring at this turvy and wishing all this hurting with turned into cheers |
| 0:44.6 | But it all ends in tears. I'm not really feeling like going to a club |
| 0:48.6 | Okay, let's say you feel well. I feel like turds. Oh |
| 0:51.6 | Yeah feeling like a massive crappy sack of turds |
| 0:56.6 | We go motherfucking duffel bag of turds |
| 1:00.6 | All day all turds. I'm not really feeling like going to a club |
| 1:04.6 | So tell us how you feel it. I'm feeling like turds |
| 1:06.6 | Ladies, feel like turds. Tell me do you feel like turds? Oh, yeah |
| 1:10.6 | Bellas, do you feel like turds? Tell me do you feel like turds? Oh, yeah |
| 1:14.6 | Ladies, do you feel like turds? Tell me do you feel like turds? Oh, yeah |
| 1:18.6 | Bellas, do you feel like turds? Tell me do you feel like turds? |
| 1:22.6 | Tell me do you feel like turds? Yeah, you danced during the do you feel like turds part? |
| 1:28.6 | That was a parody of boburnum shit. Love it. Love it. What a show |
| 1:33.6 | What is it called turds about our turdy awards? |
| 1:36.6 | The ones that I sometimes receive and use sometimes receive. I don't know if I've ever gotten one. Maybe I gave myself one once. |
| 1:43.6 | By Tony, Tony, Tony, big fan, but new-ish fan, I've only discovered you a few months ago. |
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