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504: First Date (w/Avital Ash!)

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Amir Blumenfeld, Health & Fitness, Comedy, Advice, Relationships, Society & Culture, Jake Hurwitz, Jake And Amir, Guidance

4.95.8K Ratings

🗓️ 6 September 2021

⏱️ 54 minutes

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Summary

Writer/Actor/Lover Avital Ash joins us to discuss buying low, selling high, and punk covers.

 

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0:00.0

This is a head-dummar region.

0:30.0

You'll get a golden mic.

0:39.0

It makes one grass junk.

0:43.0

And many jones.

0:46.0

It seems that Jake never gives in my break.

0:52.0

Anything's to himself.

0:57.0

If he weren't a chipmunk.

1:03.0

Then just made me two days.

1:11.0

You'd ever go to my...

1:21.0

...turtle.

1:26.0

A luoy armstrong and national treasure.

1:31.0

Impersonated singing about a poop award.

1:34.0

By lorn mints.

1:37.0

I'll be told, would you say that was offensive or fine?

1:41.0

Keep in mind you're the authority on it.

1:44.0

I couldn't make out totally what was being said.

1:47.0

But it sounds like it hurt his throat.

1:50.0

And I think suffering for your art makes you good.

1:53.0

It's a very distinct luoy armstrong voice.

1:57.0

And that was written by a man named lorn who actually made parodies before for us.

2:03.0

Such as Newfound Glory, Blink-Win-A-2, and All-American Rejects.

2:06.0

Huge.

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