504: Dat Zinking Feelink

Regular Features

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4.9 • 546 Ratings

🗓️ 27 September 2022

⏱️ 44 minutes

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Summary

You know how submarines are designed to go under the water and do torpedos and pinging and that? Well we've just come up with an idea for a new type of submarine that goes above the water. We can't give you any more details but let's just say it's called a SURmarine, it can carry 140 tactical nuclear warheads, and you CAN'T get it wet. In this episode of Regular Features, we receive a letter from an underwater-faring surmarine. Log checks in with our old friend Wolf Blitzer. And Joe envisions how each of us would die in a Cluedo-style murder mystery type scenario. Let's go!

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0:00.0	Regular regular features, regular regular regular features.
0:04.0	A regular regular features are regular features a regular.
0:07.2	Hello and welcome to regular features, the podcast that stays completely the same every week.
0:13.6	You can't shift it from its rocky enclave.
0:18.4	I'm joined as I am every week by two of the best friends money can buy. And that's
0:25.5	John Logblythe and Steve Hoggutty. Say hello at exactly the same time. Hello.
0:31.8	Do that in post because it sounded real off to me like Steve wasn't ready to be asked such a thing.
0:39.3	Boys, I hope you're doing well. I want to know what your features are quickly.
0:43.3	Steve, what you got?
0:44.3	I've got a mysterious letter. It smells like clues, but it stinks of the ocean.
0:50.3	But it's that two different grades of smell?
0:54.4	Like it smells of something, but it stinks of this above that.
0:58.2	Yeah, undertones and overtones.
1:00.0	Hmm.
1:01.2	A sophisticated bouquet on that letter.
1:03.4	Log, what you got?
1:04.5	I'm afraid Wolf Blitzer has been cast from Hollywood, and we're going to find out why.
1:08.5	It's got something to do with voodoo ray.
1:10.7	I've got an AI answer to the question,
1:14.2	how would each of us be killed?
1:16.4	Should we theoretically be going
1:19.0	to a sort of Cludeau-themed murder mystery night next week?
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