It's the Harlan Highway, ladies and gentlemen.

Welcome, start your engines.

You are about to blaze down the Harlan Highway.

Gentlemen and ladies, start your engines.

Okay, a little too intense right out of the gate. Dial it back dude.

Welcome everybody I'm Harlan Williams and you are on the Holland Highway.

Great show today.

I always say that, but, you know, why wouldn't I?

How about this cow murder?

Yeah, yeah, we gotta talk about that. Someone's been murdered by a cow.

It's a very intense mystery. We're gonna get into that. We're gonna, we're gonna talk about that. We're going to talk about that. I got a phone call from one of you guys,

the Pavement Pounders, who wants me to actually come to her house and do a stand-up show so she doesn't have to go out to the comedy club.

So we'll be taking that call.

I'm also going to do a follow-up to one of the topics I did a few weeks ago

weeks ago where I talked about drinking out of your garden house.

Somebody wrote in and told me an incredible story

which verified my beliefs about drinking from a garden

I was wait to hear it and then lastly are you putting your baby in danger by

putting it up on YouTube?

I think you might be.

Wait till you hear some of the baby danger stories

right here on the Harlan Highway.

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