#503 Toilet Humor with Colum Tyrrell and Nate Marshall

Ari Shaffir's Skeptic Tank

Ari Shaffir

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🗓️ 31 January 2023

⏱️ 89 minutes

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Summary

Colum Tyrrell and Nate Marshall joined me in Pittsburgh where we talked about our bathroom fails and favorites in between shows.. in the bathroom.

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The Music:

Meet me in the Bathroom- The Strokes

Just Do It- The James Malik

She Came in Through The Bathroom Window- The Beatles

Mirror in the Bathroom- The English Beat

Flushed From the Bathroom of Your Heart- Johnny Cash

Transcript

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0:00.0	One time was on a hike with only on I could not shit
0:02.6	I had to shit yeah, and then I had to wipe my ass out with some Pepsi. I just had a poor water up there
0:07.9	The Pepsi water. I think it was
0:10.8	It's a minimum water. You know, no touch me
0:13.4	I
0:14.0	Might be the move
0:16.8	Splash a little
0:18.8	For the people for your Pepsi on the ass. You want your ass a bit better off just letting the dry
0:28.9	No, I think you just let it dry and let it flake off. You think it's sticky and cheeks are hair was
0:35.4	Oh, God, maybe it wasn't Pepsi. You got anx all over your ass. You gotta keep walking. You gotta keep walking.
1:05.8	Hello everybody. One of the always first Get the Tank podcast. I'm feeling like crap. I don't mean to curse this earlier podcast
1:13.2	But that's where I feel like crap. You know why?
1:16.0	It's like 12 chicken wings from a food truck last night
1:21.5	New York City food truck. It wasn't even like a theme food truck
1:25.4	You know if you go to the full of a Torium or you know or the
1:31.3	The Greek buckfuckery or one of those
1:35.4	Theme trucks then maybe you go. Oh, yeah, everything says this guy just had a mishmash of all sorts of stuff
1:42.1	Anyone's even American. So you talking about he had
1:46.8	Also, I had an off order. I have a mom off then you're it was it was six wings and fries for 11
1:53.1	And I was like, I don't want the fries dude. I'm trying to be healthy
1:55.3	You know, then what do you want? I'm like, I just want 12 wings
2:01.9	12 wings the order six. I'm like, I know I want 12. What can you do for me? I don't want fries
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