503: The Greatest Height

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Amir Blumenfeld, Health & Fitness, Comedy, Advice, Relationships, Society & Culture, Jake Hurwitz, Jake And Amir, Guidance

4.9 • 5.8K Ratings

🗓️ 30 August 2021

⏱️ 59 minutes

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In this episode we discuss dating apps, Dorito commercials, and White Lotus.

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0:00.0	This is a head gum original.
0:30.0	Here is a chipmunk with a bush he tells.
0:37.0	And if I'm being honest his humor is getting stale.
0:45.0	But there he is again, Jay Heath Irwin's.
0:51.0	I'm not saying I'm gay but if he has to get in bed with him I'd let him fuck my butt.
1:05.0	While I'm here I'll give him here the attorney.
1:12.0	And while I'm at it Jay gets the golds in my head.
1:22.0	No doubt Jay will be a humble chuffed and she's.
1:29.0	I have to be honest, Jay is the only host for me.
1:36.0	There he is again, Jay Heath Irwin's.
1:43.0	I'm not saying I'm gay but.
1:46.0	Alright that's quite enough actually.
1:49.0	I mean you let him go for a long time just dragging you.
1:53.0	I mean it was tough but it was fair.
1:56.0	It was mean but it was accurate.
1:58.0	So how much can you really blame him?
2:01.0	How hurt can you be when someone only spoke the truth to you?
2:05.0	You know what I'm saying?
2:07.0	I get I mean more now because you said that but yeah it hurts more when it's the truth.
2:12.0	Doesn't hurt more than when it's the truth because you could try to change.
2:14.0	Yes I mean you're pretty stuck in my ways but I feel like you changed what?
2:18.0	He was attacking my man.
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