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How Long Gone

503. - Kevin "Spanky" Long

How Long Gone

Chris Black & Jason Stewart / Talkhouse

Comedy

4.5951 Ratings

🗓️ 16 June 2023

⏱️ 74 minutes

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Summary

Kevin Long is a professional skateboarder from Los Angeles. We chat with him about a meal at 4 Charles, outdoor dining, a dive on wedding registries, our show at The Carlyle, living in Highland Park, why skaters like to live ten-to-a-house, big pants little wheels, TJ growing up in skate mecca but never skating, let's not forget the cardiovascular benefits, becoming a cockroach, social media's effect on skating, the destruction of skating's middle class, we drag Spanky into our baby-tee argument, how he got tricked into being an art director, sober man's journey Texas Hold'em or Rear Naked Choke, and we close out with a spirited game of top-three prescription pills. instagram.com/kevinspankylong twitter.com/donetodeath twitter.com/themjeans Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0

You're going getting back into the groove here. Thank God we have a

0:24.2

guest today to kind of you know keep us on track. I'm always on track. Jason's been

0:28.8

hitting the weight bench over there in Glendale. He said he's a little worn out.

0:32.2

Is it just because you took so much time off your body's not used to this sort of exertion?

0:36.1

Yeah it is I think that's the main reason is I went two weeks without exercising one single bit and getting drunk and eating food just eating

0:47.2

bread for no reason stuff like that so yeah I am it's a little bit of a guilt pump but also you know the best part of taking a break and like having a life reset is getting you know

1:00.1

Excited and motivated to do whatever it is you want to do whatever that you know could be

1:04.2

fitness or diet or work or kids or play or whatever it is you know so I'm coming at the

1:10.9

gym like you know what maybe I need to bulk up and put on some muscle

1:16.5

some mass you know if you do the same thing over and over again you're insane so I'm gonna try to

1:23.9

switch it up and just see if I can fill out this bird chest turn it into more of a

1:29.2

turkey breast chest instead of if I'm gonna be bird chest let's get a big one you know okay so you okay you're going

1:36.3

from pigeon to to turkey in the bird hierarchy okay this is good

1:41.0

okay I like this I've never heard of a turkey chest before.

1:44.0

This might be a them-jeep-jeepheen's original.

1:45.6

That's right off the dome.

1:46.6

Usually turkey is used to describe something negative, but once again, Jason has flipped a word on his head. He's repositioned he's repositioned it and now it's a

1:56.0

The culinary guy it's a it's a positive speaking of culinary I went to yet

2:01.1

another New York Tik-Toc hotspot restaurant last night.

2:05.0

Jesus, bro.

2:06.0

I know.

2:07.0

I've been living the exact opposite life.

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