#503 - Joey Diaz and Lee Syatt

The Church of What's Happening Now: The New Testament

Joey Coco Diaz

Joey, Comedy, Diaz, Music, Tv & Film

4.8 • 18.6K Ratings

🗓️ 1 August 2017

⏱️ 143 minutes

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Summary

Joey Diaz and Lee Syatt LIVE in studio talking about Joey's amazing show at The Borgata and why it was such a special show. We also discuss the power of a good walk and how depression affects Lee.

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Recorded live on 07/31/2017.

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2:24.0	Absolutely.
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