502: Worst Pizza Ever
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🗓️ 23 August 2021
⏱️ 54 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | This is a headgema region. |
| 0:30.0 | Okay, cool. Electronica goes on for about another minute and a half, but we'll save that for the end. |
| 0:49.0 | Yes, so if you love that song, skip straight to the end right now. |
| 0:54.0 | That was kind of, uh, sound like Game Boy's girlfriend basically. |
| 0:59.0 | Oh, yeah, exactly. Yeah. But it was actually, uh, by somebody named Daniela, whose musician name is Misty Lakes. |
| 1:08.0 | M-Y-S-T-Y Lakes. Cool. Misty Lakes. I like that. Um, with this, uh, uh, uh, I would like to graciously award the Golden Mike to Jake for being so humble as to listen to my song. |
| 1:20.0 | A song of a rady little peon. Amir, I hope you're taking notes on how to be a good little boy. You've got a long road ahead of you. |
| 1:28.0 | That's really cool. Thank you. I'm humble, cheese chef honored. Um, I didn't think I was gonna fucking win it in the intro. |
| 1:39.0 | What is my life? |
| 1:45.0 | It's wild. I have to smile through it all. I'm just a fucking, I'm a boy from New Haven. This, this usually doesn't happen to us. |
| 1:58.0 | Yeah, man. Um, we don't just succeed like this. It wasn't supposed to be this way, Mama. |
| 2:07.0 | Look at us now. Look at us now, Mama. |
| 2:12.0 | Uh, it's lost a lot. Yeah. She's, she's upstairs, which is why I was doing my eyes out there. Yeah, making dinner. |
| 2:21.0 | She was ordering pizza. If I can be candid, that's really cool. I think she's done enough. She doesn't have to make dinner tonight. |
| 2:29.0 | She's, she's allowed to rest and I'll pick up the pizza. Wow. Where are you getting pizza, Frank? Cause, you know, New Haven, the, the bars set high on New Haven pizza. |
| 2:39.0 | Yeah. A lot of people, you know, they choose between, uh, pepies or sallies. |
| 2:44.0 | We've always been, uh, a little Caesar's family over here. Sometimes we'll do what pizza hut. |
| 2:50.0 | No, little Caesar's. It's awful. That's the worst pizza chain. You're in the Monties, Delenia. I have invested those places. |
| 2:59.0 | No, no, it's a city in the world. Definitely modern America over the state street, but I've mostly, mostly went to Papa John growing up. |
| 3:10.0 | Um, but yeah, Papa John. Papa Papa John. |
| 3:17.0 | Do you have shit with those ceasers? Have you ever actually eaten little ceasers? I don't know. I want to say yes. Cause I remember like when they had like the bacon wrapped crust. |
| 3:29.0 | I feel like I always asked for it and wanted it when I was a kid and maybe my parents gave in at one point. |
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