502 – Milkshakes of Despair (Maximum Security, Part 2 of 2)

Jay & Miles X-Plain the X-Men

Jay Edidin & Miles Stokes

Arts, Books, Visual Arts

4.8 • 1.8K Ratings

🗓️ 13 October 2025

⏱️ 47 minutes

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In which t’ieves and assassins dress to impress; Bishop returns; Rogue and Carol Danvers have a moment; and the revolution will be stored on compact disc.

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0:00.0	Hey, Jay, when did Gambit fight the executioner?
0:04.0	Oh, he didn't.
0:05.6	Then who was that in the executioner's armor?
0:08.5	That would have been the new son.
0:10.6	The new son?
0:12.4	Near omnipotent Gambit from another timeline.
0:15.3	And this guy was dressed as the executioner Y again?
0:19.8	He had some baggage, you know, raised in a lab, spent some time on the X-Men, killed Phoenix.
0:25.9	Oh, yeah, that'll mess you up.
0:28.0	Accidentally destroyed all life on Earth.
0:29.8	What?
0:30.3	What? I'm Jay Edidon.
0:43.5	And I'm Myel Stokes.
0:44.9	And we are here to Explain the X-Men.
0:47.7	Because it's about time someone did.
0:49.7	Welcome to episode 502 of Jay and Miles Explain the X-Men,
0:53.1	where we walk you through the ins, the outs, and the retcons of comics' greatest superhero soap opera. Episode 5002, our coverage of Maximum Security Part 2. We're just going to keep going with this. 503, we'll be maximum security part 3, 504 maximum security part 4, forever. It's the rest of the podcast. It's only maximum security.
1:12.5	Lying Cat says bullshit.
1:19.4	Okay, fine. Then we'll cover the second half of maximum security this episode, and then we'll be done.
1:19.8	How's that?
1:21.7	Like, totally done?
1:24.1	Well, done with maximum security.
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