502-Jim Gaffigan & Andrew Collin-Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura

Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura

Tom Segura

Comedy, Relationships, Society & Culture, Tv & Film, Comedy Interviews

4.7 • 23.4K Ratings

🗓️ 5 June 2019

⏱️ 177 minutes

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Summary

Get ready for another high and tight episode mommies! We start off the show with a classic cool girl we know everyone will love. We then get into Christina P's Tik Tok profile and why the sites algorithm keeps giving her the coolest people on the internet! We then check to see who at YMH has the lowest Uber rating. What's yours??? A neat video for Christina, and couple SOLID entries for #HorribleOrHilarious . We then welcome our first guest, Jim Gaffigan! He tells us about growing up Catholic, starting comedy and finding his "style" and having FIVE kids! We ask him about the time a bunch of horse enthusiasts got mad at his horse jokes, and we run him through one of our favorite videos! #4strokegang Then, we have on comedian Andrew Collin, who actually went to high school with Tom and played football with him! He tells us about getting connected with Nikki Glaser, partying in South Beach with Lil' Jon, contributing to the mortgage crisis, hitch hiking, and much much more!

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0:00.0	Oh shit
0:11.5	Gene
0:13.3	Gene you I'll help you okay. Yeah, do my dates for me, bro. You did such a good time last time
0:18.8	August good job. Second through third net. No, no. Do the one before it the DC
0:24.1	Sorry, sorry, sorry. June 23rd, 22nd DC improv.
0:28.1	Washington DC. Washington, Diccom. August 2nd through 3rd.
0:31.7	Wise guys in Salt Lake City.
0:33.8	Short Lake Tiddy.
0:35.3	Turner, ball, Turner Hall ballroom is September 5th in Milwaukee.
0:40.1	Milk Donkey, Donkey Day.
0:42.1	September 6th, you're at Tallahia Hall in Chicago.
0:44.8	Chicago.
0:45.9	And September 7th, you're at the great Wilbur in Boston,
0:50.3	Massage Huge Tits. There you go, there you go.
0:54.5	Now she's in it.
0:56.9	Zainey's Comedy Club Nashville, October 3rd through 5th.
0:59.9	Yeah, she's out.
1:01.1	And you're in Seattle and Portland on the 22nd and 23rd November.
1:06.7	Meet Rattle and Horatlin.
1:07.9	Go to Christina P on line.
1:09.7	Thank you, Tommy. You did a great job.
1:11.1	Thank you.
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