501-Adam Ray & Maz Jobrani-Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura

Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura

Tom Segura

Comedy, Relationships, Society & Culture, Tv & Film, Comedy Interviews

4.7 • 23.4K Ratings

🗓️ 29 May 2019

⏱️ 167 minutes

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Summary

Hey, Mommy! We have a high and tight episode for you today! We start off the show with a trailer for a new TLC show that Tom and Christina instantly fall in love with, "sMothered," which leads to one of Christina's most foul "Would You Rathers." We also get into PROOF that Tom Segura pre-dates any of those Tinder instagram accounts that are trying to steal his joke from 2014! Then Christina and Tom reveal a fantasy they have about their son's swim teacher, and Christina reveals a new scandal: Dental Floss Gate! What other things does she do wrong as a 40-year-old? Then Adam Ray joins the Mommy-Dome to talk about his new comedy album "Read The Room," long distance relationships, Game of Thrones, John Travolta, taking care of business on buses and planes, and an interesting video of a cool guy shoving somethin in a cool place. And straight out of Vestvood, we have Maz Jobrani joining the mommies as well! We talk EVERYTHING Persian: from LA Persian culture, to representation in the media, to Shahs of Sunset, we cover it all! We even uncover a YMH exclusive the Maz actually dated Mercedes Javid for a COUPLE years!!! Chips in a bowl! We also get Maz's take on some of Christina's psycho tendencies! All this and more on episode 501 of YMH!

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0:00.0	Thank you, Vic S for beat 233 Murcielago.
0:20.8	What's it called?
0:23.0	He hasn't labeled beat 233 Murcielago.
0:27.0	Oh, is that Spanish?
0:29.1	It sounds Italian to me.
0:30.1	Oh, Italian.
0:31.1	But we'll take it.
0:33.7	Thanks for always sending in your instrumentals.
0:36.7	They go to yourmomspodcast.gmail.com.
0:40.9	Don't DM me.
0:41.9	Don't fucking tweet it to me.
0:43.9	Well, it goes not a personality jam.
0:46.8	Only if you want to play it on the show.
0:48.5	Your mom's podcast, right?
0:49.5	At gmail.com.
0:50.5	Yep.
0:51.5	I answered DMs on Instagram.
0:52.5	No, no.
0:53.5	All it's a cool word.
0:54.5	I'm just not going to play your thing from it.
0:56.4	That's all.
0:57.4	Kind of a good person.
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