The weather. Tomorrow, expect a biting cold front. Hmm, how naughty. I wonder what I'll be

wearing or taking off. The night will be wild and untamed. Expect heavy, lashing rain

that'll soak you to the skin. By Monday, temperatures will rise slowly but surely reaching

their peak in the afternoon.

Not in the mood for miserable weather.

Fly cheaply to Turkey with Sun Express.

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This is that story show where if we don't want to use a real name, you're Lucy.

Hey podcast, people.

I'm James Kinnison, and John Steinclopper is not here.

I'm going to try to do the show all by myself.

All by myself, like my daughter used to say when she was two years old.

Now she does everything by herself because she is 20.

Welcome to That Story Show where we share your hilarious real life stories.

Our opening story is this, Matthew from Chicago, Illinois.

It goes like this.

Greetings James and John and Storylord.

I am sorry to say that I have to express disappointment in one of your listeners, and that listener is me.

I have a brief colonoscopy story that I did not send in, in which to contribute to the colonoscopy story streak being broken.

So here is my story.

Yeah, you suck, Matt. You're the worst.

During my colonoscopy, about a year ago, I woke up during the process of withdrawal.

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