Summary
Ya boys are back! In this episode we discuss broken vases, stolen mail, and your ex's sex's.
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| 0:00.0 | This is a headgema region. |
| 0:30.0 | This is a headgema region. |
| 1:00.0 | This is a headgema region. |
| 1:30.0 | This is a headgema region. |
| 2:00.0 | This is a headgema region. |
| 2:30.0 | This is a headgema region. |
| 3:00.0 | This is a headgema region. |
| 3:30.0 | This is a headgema region. |
| 3:32.0 | That's a bad look. |
| 3:33.0 | That means something's gone awry. |
| 3:35.1 | Do you keep yourself on, do not disturb day to day, |
| 3:38.3 | moment to moment, or are you |
| 3:39.6 | eventually vibrate when there's an alert? |
| 3:41.4 | I'm a silent phoneer, so I'll put my phone on silent, |
| 3:45.4 | and I'm so often just staring at it |
| 3:47.7 | that I'll see when it goes, or like, |
| 3:49.7 | I'm looking at it every four and a half minutes, |
| 3:51.8 | so like I can call that person back. |
| 3:54.2 | Yeah, I am a silent, do not disturb, |
| 3:57.6 | but I don't miss anything, |
| 3:59.4 | because it's always basically, |
| 4:01.5 | there's something going on. |
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