501: Two Tonys, with Noel Brown from Stuff They Don’t Want You To Know

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🗓️ 1 July 2021

⏱️ 102 minutes

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Summary

Men will literally send laundry detergent to their therapists before they will go to therapy.

Quit your squealing, piggies. That sweet, sweet gabagool flavored slop is back with that divorced dad energy you find so attractive. Guest Noel Brown from the Stuff They Don’t Want You To Know, Ridiculous History & Movie Crush podcasts joins Matt and Vince to talk about The Sopranos season five premiere, "Two Tonys."

When season 5 starts, Tony and Carm aren’t officially divorced but they are separated enough for Tony to shoot his shot with Dr Melfi, and he’s not exactly Steph Curry. As discussed in the podcast, he’s coming on strong and looking psychologically sweaty. Tony’s undeniable raw magenetism is well-documented on this podcast, but in this episode, his raw animal instincts are on display in the least appealing way imaginable. He’s like a Rottweiler with his lipstick out trying to hump Melfi’s leg as she backs away. That might get a disgusting weirdo like you riled up, but it’s not working for Melfi.

Tony’s not the only animal lurking around, as AJ runs into an actual bear in the backyard. If this were a podcast for nerds, there would likely be some kind of discussion about the symbolism here. “Tony is the bear and the bear is Tony!” the nerds are shouting as Matt, Vince, and Noel agree that AJ sounds like a whiny little baby when he cries for his mommy.

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0:00.0	Hi, I'm Matt Lee and I'm Vince Mancini and this is pod yourself a gun a sopranos podcast where Vince
0:09.8	Mancini and I go through every single episode of the sopranos and talk about it. We're very
0:17.2	excited for all of you see how tight that intro was after four seasons of this. Honestly, I think
0:23.2	at this point were professional sopranos podcasters which there's no differentiation between us
0:29.8	and amateurs because we're the only sopranos podcast. Yeah, everyone knows. Thank you for choosing us
0:36.0	though you had no choice. Once again reminding you to the annoyance of Vince Mancini to give us five
0:42.2	stars and a review on the Apple store. It's very important to me because you know I look at those
0:48.5	numbers and I go like that this is a reflection of appreciation of the show. People got to know when
0:54.8	they are searching for sopranos podcasts, they're going to read the reviews and they're going to be
0:59.0	like, oh, this one's got a lot of reviews and the rest of them aren't there. So yeah, the rest of
1:05.1	them. What are the what are their ones? They don't exist. There is there's no rest of them. It's just us.
1:11.9	All right, ladies and gentlemen, we would like to present to you our first guest for this episode.
1:20.2	We're doing of course season five episode one the inaugural season five guest. That's such a big
1:27.2	yes. That's a great honor. The opener for the season and this person you may know him from the
1:35.6	stuff they don't want you to know podcasts as well as ridiculous history. Ladies and gentlemen
1:41.9	and everyone else welcome Noel Brown. You guys the crushing weight of being your season five
1:48.4	episode one opener guest is really is I feel it. It's like pressing down upon a lot. I'm really
1:54.2	I'm going to try to rise above it. I'm so happy to be here. Let it lift you up like a big balloon
1:59.7	or like a fluffy cloud. Exactly. Be in Jordan. My winged situation. You know, Michael Jordan during
2:07.9	that game where he had the flu, you know, this is this is that for you. This is like this is such an
2:14.3	important part of your career. The biggest podcast you've probably ever been on. I've already
2:20.8	updated my LinkedIn. Oh good. Important. Yeah. Yeah. No, I'm not kidding. I'm all joke. I know
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