#501 Guido Adjacent with Paul Virzi

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🗓️ 17 January 2023

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Summary

Paul Virzi is a great comic but he's also kind of a Guido. Paying for meals is a guido thing. Saying "The Joshua Tree" is a Guido thing. Keeping your car SUPER clean...That's a Guido thing.

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0:00.0	If I go to the Joshua tree and I want to will mushrooms make me not remember like really experience it
0:05.9	Oh, you're experiencing and also it's not the Joshua tree
0:10.4	It's not like a spot that's how fucking that's that's a guido. Yeah, we go to the Josh
0:15.7	Like it's a nightclub. We're gonna go to the Joshua tree tonight. We're gonna fuck it
0:45.7	Welcome to another exciting edition of Ari Shafir's skeptic tank podcast on the host Ari Shafir and today we have a very special guest on the show
0:58.2	One Mr. Paul verse
1:00.6	Now Paul is a borderline guido. That's right
1:05.3	It's a slur for Italians and they have taken it on as a compliment which it is not it is a slur. Guido's
1:12.1	Paul dabbles in guido
1:16.9	It's disgusting
1:18.7	As you know for many years I have said that Italians are the worst of the whites
1:23.2	I have now modified that to possibly include Albanians. I have to do more research
1:28.2	Paul is a new special out of Netflix called nocturnal admissions check it out right now nocturnal admissions is a killer
1:34.7	I always destroys the stand. I've known her for many years
1:37.0	Myself I have big shows coming up quite big shows the biggest at the beacon theater in New York City
1:46.4	March 24th. That's right. March 24th the beacon of New York State tickets are now on sale finally get tickets quick. They will be going
1:55.2	quite rapidly
1:56.7	Also, I'm at the more theater in Seattle on February 23rd
2:00.8	Followed by Vancouver my second show with the Vogue. It's just been added for second first show sold out the 25th
2:06.3	This will be February 24th
2:08.3	At its late Monday show we did a Monday show that already sold out in Salt Lake adding a second one
2:14.7	Denver Friday and Saturday the early shows have already sold out hurry up and get tickets. That's in February and San Jose is coming
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