#501 - Getting Fined At Dinner

The Basement Yard

Joe Santagato

Comedy, Improv

4.9 • 13.5K Ratings

🗓️ 5 May 2025

⏱️ 72 minutes

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0:00.0	The Autopilot Order.
0:01.7	Now, informal.
0:02.9	The strong urge felt at the ordering kiosk or drive-through
0:05.6	that takes over the entire body and mind
0:07.8	and results in a person ordering a Big Mac without even having to think.
0:11.5	Related phrases.
0:12.5	Looks like I've ordered a Big Mac again.
0:14.6	The Autopilot Order at McDonald's.
0:17.7	Surf from 11am, subject to availability.
0:20.1	Welcome back to the basement.
0:26.4	Welcome back to the basement yard.
0:29.1	Slick back Frank sitting over there.
0:31.1	Slick, slick, slick back boy.
0:34.3	Slick back.
0:35.0	Slick, slick, slick, slick baby bitch. well slip back baby boy baby back slip slip slip it back you baby
0:44.3	bastard bitch
0:47.3	Matt excited
0:50.3	Slick back boy
0:51.3	Slick back
0:52.3	Slick back ball It's sleek and slick back.
0:56.0	A snake, you're a snake and snake and snakey snake.
1:00.0	It does look like you got your head at like, you're on a hog and she's flowing.
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