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All right, Paul, I'm going to read this verbatim to you.

Okay.

I left my last boyfriend because he wouldn't stop counting.

Mm-hmm.

I wonder what he's up to now.

For listeners who can't see the video, I could only see through the paper, and it looked like a ransom note put together from other newspaper clippings.

I don't know where you're getting these now, but this is mildly terrifying.

Oh, come on.

This sweet little kid on my side of the team gave me a calendar of a different pun for every day of the year, Paul.

And I'm still in July.

And, you know, so I got, I'm not even up to date on that thing.

And this will give us probably two years worth of material.

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Welcome back to the curbsiders.

I'm Dr. Matthew Frank Guaddo here with my great friend and America's primary care physician,

probably the primary care physician, Dr. Paul Nelson Williams. Hey, Paul.

Hi, Matt. How are you? I'm doing well. We have a great returning co-host tonight, and this is a great topic. GERD or gastrointestinal, gastrointestinal, gastro-oosophageal reflux disease. Our guest is Dr. James Callaway, and in a moment, you'll hear about him.

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