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Hello and welcome to Regular Features, the only comedy podcast, recorded and broadcast live from inside my multi-million euro cryogenic stasis tank.

Following the explosive energy of episode 500, the Regular features boys have each entered a deep sleep-like state known as torpor.

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Plosis for peas.

You can think of it as a kind of induced hibernation, or some kind of inverse chrysoloid, where we begin as beautiful butterflies and re-emerge as

squirming protozoic podworms, primed and reset and ready for another century of features.

This process requires an enormous amount of meditative energy, and it all happens here inside the wet sarcophagus that is my own rejuvenation station.

Let me give you some idea of what my rejuvenation station looks and feels like,

as well as features, price, release date and UK availability.

From the inside, I see nothing but pitch darkness,

as though I am floating somewhere in the depths of outer space,

suspended in the vast nothingness between galaxies,

where no light can reach, not even a nebula.

I am experiencing an absolute stillness of the body and of the mind,

of my physical pipes and of my mental gut parts,

as I bob around weightlessly in a pale white liquid that would kill me

if I drank even a drop.

An HDMI cable runs from my navel to a central processing unit embedded in the wall of the

tank that monitors my brainwaves heartbeat and whether I have drank enough water today.

This is a message from your space is part.

Hydration is important. Please drink some water now. Note, do not drink the thin white rotation fluid your body is currently suspended in. It has been specially treated with banned chemicals. And if even a single ounce of it were to enter your body,

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