I'm now for Edmund O'Brien as...

Johnny Dollar.

Johnny, how soon can you get out to Highbridge, North Dakota?

North Dakota, huh?

In the winter, you guys send me to North Dakota

in the summit of Miami, Florida.

All right, what's your problem?

We got two old duffers insured for a total of $80,000.

What's the matter?

Somebody threatening to kill them?

No, they're threatening to kill themselves.

Edmund O'Brien, in another of the adventures of the man with the action-fact expense account.

America's fabulous freelance insurance investigator Johnny Dollar.

Expense account, submitted by special investigator Johnny Dollar to Home Office, National Fidelity, Life Insurance Company, Outford, Connecticut.

The following is an accounting of my expenditures during investigation of your policyholders,

Mr. and Mrs. Arbus Mill Trump, or how the grave digger's face came near being trumps.

Expense account, item one, $113.52. Railroad fare,

Hartford, Connecticut, to Hybridge, North Dakota.

As they walked towards the station in Hybridge, the wind flipped white shawls of snow out of the night and around me like a Spanish dancer, and the raw cold had my seat acting like castaness.

Inside the shack, I found a pot-belly stove surrounded by a pot-belly station master.

Hello.

Hello.

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