$5000 on FAKE Temu Products… Are They Any Good?

Cold Ones

Comedy

4.9 • 1.4K Ratings

🗓️ 26 February 2026

⏱️ 45 minutes

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We went all in and spent $5000 on viral Temu products but there’s a catch: they’re all fake knock-offs! From bizarre gadgets to trendy must-haves, we tested each one to see if they actually work, or if we just wasted a fortune. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	Oh, that's my...
0:06.0	That's my...
0:07.0	Max, what are you doing?
0:12.0	Oh, yes.
0:13.0	The amount of spy weather that's going to be in this office after we're done.
0:17.0	Hello, everyone, welcome to another cold ones video.
0:20.0	More credit card debt for Chad to buy dumb stuff from this website called...
0:24.6	What's that called, Max?
0:25.6	I wish. No, this is Timo.
0:26.6	It's essentially the same thing, but this one's littered with spyware.
0:30.6	We advise not to use the website.
0:32.6	But us legends here are going to risk our personal information for you guys to see what this website has to offer.
0:38.8	And every other YouTube is doing sponsorships on it and they should be condemned to hell.
0:42.9	We personally turned down a $500,000 offer.
0:45.7	It was 600,000.
0:46.7	Yeah, sorry. That was my cut.
0:48.5	But anyway, we are definitely ready to dive into this and see if it has anything to offer if this is just a rip off of wish. Is that like a trending tab? Let me look at this website. Because this website looks kind of nice. Flip on light. Ooh, they look pretty. Solar firework light outdoor. Let's get that. You search Mr. Beast. Beast mode. On. This is the only ethical way to buy Mr. Beast merch. Boxier and tail. Oh, gross. It's not like it plugs into your asshole. I mean, can it?
1:14.0	Beast merch. Boxier and tail. Oh, gross.
1:26.8	It's not like it plugs into your asshole. I mean, Kenneth. Beast Mode shirt, 13 to 14. That should fit you, Max. Didn't we already try to put one of these on me? I think we've done that in like three videos. Let's do it again. Oh, do you remember these? They're on TikTok for ages where you pop them in and they open up. What are you going to do with that?
1:28.1	I'm going to fucking beat you.
1:29.1	What about this human baby?
1:30.0	I don't like that.
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