This is the Pete and Sebastian show with Pete Corrielli and Sebastian Menace Skelko.

Pete! It's Jimmy from Boston. I was gonna leave a message here and it was gonna be ball-bustingly hilarious, ready, even thought provoking.

But I guess I'll just save that like you two send these to for the Patreon. So instead, let me just say I can't believe this is the 500CAST!

You're truly out of George Washington and John Adams at comedy. Happy 500 boys!

I'm gonna be the man who makes a mix of you when I go out and I know I'm gonna be I'm gonna be the man who goes along with you.

If I get drunk, till I know I'm gonna be I'm gonna be the man who gets drunk next to you. If I hava, yeah I know I'm gonna be I'm gonna be the man who's heavering to you.

But I wouldn't walk by for ten miles and I wouldn't walk by for ten miles and I wouldn't walk by for ten miles.

Oh, Pete is a bastion. No, we're back. Man, it's Skelko on the other end now in an all-me-green guy. Oh, easy fashion. You're in it with the fashion. I'm telling you man, you never wear the same thing though.

Man, I don't know about that. I think I've worn this a couple of times on the cast. Let me just shout out right now to all the listeners out there. Common-ended is cast. Wimpin!

I've been on a three-week run and I'm exhausted man. I'm tired. But it's not gonna affect my performance here on the cast.

I'm just saying and I know you're one of them. You're one of them? What? And this is nothing against you. Oh, okay.

But, but I'm house guest out.

Well, hey, it's understandable that you should be. I've had three sets of house guests in the last three weeks. My sister-in-law, you and now my mother-in-law and father-in-law, right?

Now, I don't mind it. I really don't. The house is big enough where you don't even know what, but as you well know, the standards that I have to give my guests, takes a lot out of me, man.

We had a big party yesterday and I found out, not that I didn't know this before, but I found out what makes a great party and it's not all the accoutrements. It's not what we had yesterday. It's not the food. It's not the drink. It's not the activities. You know what it is?

What do you think I'm going with this? On some vein, and what will I've been saying to you for the past five years? It's a company. It's always the company.

I'm going to do a... I'm going to pat my back here.

See this thing, that?

Okay. And this goes out and we're getting a lot of Patreon messages and a lot of people are saying that this cast has helped them through life and we have given them nuggets of advice that they're basing their entire life on. There's another one.

At the party, because I went to a couple parties this weekend, I tell you the difference. I greet everybody that comes into my party or at least I try to.

So when they come in, thanks for coming. How you doing? I tell them, they got pizza over here, we got alcohol over here, we got bouncy outs over there. I tell them, have a ball.

My house is your house. Don't be afraid to have some fun. Go at it. Now, boom. It's all... they drop all their guard and now they feel like they could just be themselves.

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