This is a head gumma ritual.

A little nervous, but we don't have to use it. It's like the lowest stakes ever.

The absence of stakes. Should we give these people names on the questions?

Yeah, I think we should make them up.

All right, here we go. All right.

This is my singing debut.

This is my love song.

It's recording. Yeah.

If I were you, if I were you, if I were you, if I were you, the show starts now.

There we go. That was awful.

Respect. There it is. The first episode may something or other 2013, eight years later.

Here we are episode five hundred. We peaked early.

I was thinking we would sound differently, like little boys, but I guess I was still like 29 years old.

So it makes sense that I sounded relatively similar to what I sounded.

Yeah, I kind of had the exact same.

But then I was like, oh yeah, I guess my voice hasn't changed since 2013.

That's the tracks. But it does change. Like at age 50 will sound differently.

I assume a 50 year old sounds different than a 25 year old doesn't it?

I don't know. I think it doesn't really change until you're like 80 and then you know.

In my face.

So everyone sounds like they're four until they're 12 and then they sound like they're 20 until they're.

I actually sounded like this when I was two.

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