#500: It’s The Big One

Tell Em Steve-Dave

Tell 'em Steve-Dave!

Comedy, Men, Jokers, Comic, Jay, Impractical, Silent, Secret, Tv & Film, Smodcast, 621214, Book, Stash, Bob

4.9 • 7.1K Ratings

🗓️ 21 November 2021

⏱️ 209 minutes

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TESD welcomes a host of guests to celebrate their 500th episode.

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0:00.0	Hello, Ants and 13% of every shape and size to the 500th episode of Tellum Steve Dan.
0:13.3	With a never-flarher version of the intro we all know and love.
0:18.6	The one we only, J. Sarge.
0:25.5	Now ladies and gentlemen, we're in joy, man.
0:32.3	I feel like you're not setting it up properly.
0:33.8	Never discount the sausage drum.
0:35.3	I'm very excited about this.
0:36.9	Weren't you raised in a home with Rudolph and say, yes you were.
0:41.3	Go ahead.
0:42.3	Fucking liar.
0:43.3	MingluxPoop.com, right?
0:44.3	No, that's not his fucking email, Mr. Tweet.
0:47.3	Well, why is it a little older, a little wiser, a little less fucking willing to have
0:50.8	shit in my mouth?
0:53.0	I have a friend who is pretty lonely.
0:55.5	There's no crime in having long hair.
0:56.8	It's only one of those things I've ever had in my mouth, Minglux.
0:59.1	And swallowed.
1:01.3	Any successful relationship is based on a healthy foundation of lies.
1:04.9	I like to have five people like Nine Up, like so Waltz.
1:07.1	You're a fucking idiot.
1:09.1	I don't even want you.
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