#500 - Greg Garcia

The Church of What's Happening Now: The New Testament

Joey Coco Diaz

Joey, Comedy, Diaz, Music, Tv & Film

4.8 • 18.6K Ratings

🗓️ 19 July 2017

⏱️ 104 minutes

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Summary

Greg Garcia, the creator of "My Name Is Earl" and several other series, including the new series "The Guest Book," which premiers on TBS August 3, 2017, joins Joey Diaz and Lee Syatt live in studio for the 500th episode.

Thank you so much for all of the love and support over the past five years. The Church of What's Happening Now has turned into an international family of savages!

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Recorded live on 07/19/2017. 

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0:40.0	July is hot enough and you still didn't get your bidet. Well let me tell you something.
0:44.0	What August is going to do to you with that mugging this in your asshole, you're not going to get over it.
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1:17.0	What a hello tosy.com. Kick this meal, Lee.
1:48.0	The church of what's happened now. The fifth hundredth episode.
1:52.0	July 19th, 19th. Whatever the fuck it is.
1:58.0	2017. Kick this meal, Lee. I want to see fucking.
2:18.0	Oh shit. This is you little savages. The beautiful people. The church of what's happened now. Lee Sayat.
2:30.0	Mr. Greg Garcia. And your uncle Joey. What do you think of that? It's that fucking simple.
2:39.0	I don't even know how to introduce you, Mr. G. I don't know if it's creator, executive producer, director, writer, because you've done fucking everything.
2:47.0	So it really doesn't matter. We want to welcome on our fifth hunt of the episode. Mr. Greg Garcia.
2:52.0	It's an honor, man. Thanks for having me. Please. This is great. This is great. This is first I want to tell you that you're one of the best bosses I have had.
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