500: Devil's Knight

God Awful Movies

Puzzle in a Thunderstorm, LLC

Comedy, Leisure, Tv & Film

4.8 • 2.7K Ratings

🗓️ 1 April 2025

⏱️ 115 minutes

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Summary

This week, Cecil Cicirello joins us to celebrate our 500th episode with a review of the B minus masterpiece Devil's Knight.
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0:00.0	And the greatest tracker in all the world is trying to track down the monster.
0:07.6	So they have him see like a whole damn tree snapped in half.
0:13.2	And he's like, oh, I might have gone through it.
0:14.7	And then it torn off hand.
0:16.4	I'm like, do any of the clues not have a yellow goddamn arrow above them?
0:20.8	The hand might as well be pointing in the direction of the bone not have a yellow goddamn arrow above them?
0:24.2	The hand might as well be pointing in the direction of the bone devil.
0:28.7	I wanted him to like, because often, and this is what they do in this, they'll grab a bit of blood,
0:30.4	and they'll smell the blood, and then they'll taste it.
0:35.8	I was hoping he was going to lick the end of the hand just to be like, okay, is this one, this is a hand. God Awful
0:38.9	movies.
0:40.3	Movies.
0:41.3	Movies.
0:46.0	Welcome back to the gamcast.
0:51.5	Each week we sample another selection from Christian cinema because we don't know that the tides will still work if we don't.
0:57.5	I'm your host, No Illusions. Heath is off this week and he's really going to regret it.
1:01.3	But sitting 900 miles to my northeast is my bad friend Eli Bosnick. Eli, how are you this fine afternoon, sir?
1:07.3	Episode 500, No Illusions.
1:10.2	Five fucking hundred of these we've done.
1:13.0	And to help us celebrate that,
1:14.6	we're excited to welcome back
1:15.7	the absolute perfect goddamn guest
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